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team fortress 2 meet them all russia

A Cold Day in Hell (also known as Team Fortress Comics #3) is a comic to take the Russian coats, much to Scout's disappointment (as he was still A voice states 'the bear killed every last one of them', and it is .. Medic's plan to attach baboon uteri to the Classic mercs is a reference to Meet the Medic. The White Russian is a community-created cosmetic item for the Heavy. It is a full head of background. Click on the images to enlarge them. As shown in Meet the Pyro, the Pyro appears to be insane and You can often set enemies on fire and retreat, leaving them to die All deflected projectiles will inflict Mini-Crit damage. The Pyro has the same voice for the English, German , Spanish, French, and Russian versions of Team Fortress 2.

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Darling offers to help Hale re-obtain Mann Co. Hale claims it will be easy, declaring he has a vault full of it. However, Darling explains to him that the vault had been emptied and that the Administrator had something to do with it. Hale reveals he knows nearly nothing of her activities, so Darling explains that she had been stockpiling Australium for one hundred and fifty years, and raises the question "Why?

team fortress 2 meet them all russia

The mountain also claims there is food aplenty nearby, citing the wildlife seen by the delirious Soldier as whole pot roaststhe Soldier's own hands seen as colossal sandwichesand even the Scout seen as a giant hot dog as potential meals. Soldier calmly tells the Scout that he will eat him. It is revealed that the hot dog was not imagined, but an actual costume, found on a crashed plane supposedly piloted by Amelia Earhart.

Scout explains that he put on the costume to escape the cold, and Pyro continues rummaging through the plane. Soldier inquires whether there are more costumes, which there are not, and Scout tells the Soldier that the latter will likely die.

Suddenly, the sound of bears nearby interrupts them.

team fortress 2 meet them all russia

Soldier claims that the bears must have been attracted by something, citing the two potential attractors as honey or menstruating women. He berates the Pyro, at first humorously implying the Pyro is a menstruating woman, but promptly explains that he just needs the Pyro to stop blocking the plane's door.

He realizes there are several crates of honey on the plane, which must have interested the bears. Soldier forms a plan to eat all the honey, thus losing the bears' interest, but that plan goes awry and they all get sick to their stomachs with a huge quantity of honey left.

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They come up with a Plan B - fix the plane - but the bears arrive before they can attempt to do so. A bear swipes at the Scout, causing a shower of bones everywhere, but the Scout is revealed to be fine, claiming those were the bones of Earhart that were stuck in the costume. The bear attacks again and the Scout swings a leg bone at it. The bear is defeated, but the bone snaps, and two more bears soon approach. Soldier decides to strip nude and cover himself in honey, planning to grapple the bears.

Soldier snaps the neck of the second bear. The third bear, seen by Pyro as a friendly camp guide who claims 'fire is nobody's friend', is viciously ripped to shreds with the Fire Axe.

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The trio celebrates the defeat of the bears, and they soon catch Heavy's attention. Heavy states the bears were babies. Scout expresses disbelief, claiming the Heavy calls everyone a baby, but Heavy reveals he was being serious and that they had angered the mother of the bears. Heavy prepares to fight the bear as the Scout begins bleeding out from an injury incurred during the encounter with the first bear, and the Soldier and Pyro eagerly look on.

A voice states 'the bear killed every last one of them', and it is revealed to belong to the clueless mayor of Teufortbut it is revealed that he was not talking about the mercs' predicament, but the origin of Teufort. According to him, the founder survived a bear mauling by hiding under his wife's corpse, and started a town called Hugginsville on top of where her body lay.

team fortress 2 meet them all russia

Two rowdy teenage bullies forced him to rename it Two Farts, and out of fear, the founder never fully changed the name back, hence the name Teufort. The mayor concludes reading the story, asking the librarian if all the books are about Teufort.

The librarian replies no, and the mayor tells him any books not about Teufort must now be burned. Gray Mann enters, asking the mayor for the genealogy records from the 's, but the mayor tells him they were all burned by a mysterious womanand Gray becomes agitated, grasping the burnt tatters of Helen's genealogy certificate.

The comic returns to a close-up of the bear, who, upon a zoom-out, is revealed to be dead and on the dinner table of Heavy and his family.

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Soldier sits at the table still nakedwhere the Heavy's mother stands polite and attentive, asking if he needs anything. Heavy is heard in the background, telling Soldier he needs to put some pants on.

Soldier is then offered soup, and is suddenly greeted by the ghost of George Washington, ordering him to resist the soup's temptation. Another ghost, this one of Benedict Arnold, appears, telling Soldier that the greatest crime he had committed before dying was not eating soup, which Washington confirms. Arnold urges him to eat the soup, but Washington objects, leaving the Soldier torn at this moral decision. A ghost of the Scout's hot dog costume appears and interrupts the other ghosts, claiming that it was never eaten but that eating the soup could save its soul.

The Heavy's mother turns to her son, incredulous, stating the Soldier had been screaming for five minutes over a simple bowl of soup. Scout's scream is heard then, revealing that he survived. Heavy's mother says that a woman named Zhanna later revealed as one of Heavy's three younger sisters is ministering to him, to which the Heavy expresses his objection. My weakling son Gray resurfaced last year and has treathened to blackmail me for it. I give the gravel to you" and swear you to utmost secrecy in its keeping.

Spy Updatewhich was dismissed by the spy as being "ridiculous" The wording of all the item descriptions.

team fortress 2 meet them all russia

The normally verbose and deadpan Spy responds with: Update Apes in Space: Poopy Joe the monkeynaut was supposed to be one, but he tragically died in an explosion that was not caused by Mann Co. Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking: The Administrator before a round during the update: Between opposing Demomen and Soldiers.

Whichever class could kill the most of the other class by the end of the war gets a pair of shoes. Also, the company's seemingly rushed sale of a high-precision rocket launcher was not in any way connected with Poopy Joe's tragic death.

The whole war was started just to prevent this fact from getting out.

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Trolling Creator fashion, the headlines from the official update page: The blog has a picture of the Heavy kissing the Scout's mom. The Mac Update Aborted Arc: The comic promises a continuation We also never see the face of Saxton Hale's mysterious business rival The Mac Update gives out iPod earbuds to mercenaries from the mid-twentieth century.

The supplementary comic goes even further; the RED team finds an Apple store that includes flatscreen televisions, iMacs, and miniguns that set up blogs and post blog entries when they are fired.

When the comic Loose Canon was released, the blog announced that the Mac comic is officially not canon. However, the earbuds still exist to wear, so it isn't completely averted.

The release of the Loose Canon comic confirmed that the Mac comic is not considered canon. The Scout tries to impress Jessica, the female employee.